Caturday post. My cat turned 17 recently and the vet says that his kidney disease hasn't progressed at all since last year.
My theory is that he is too smug to die.
He's not crying because he failed the people in his role as Chief of Police, he's crying because he failed the DEI gods, and this is his self-inflicted public struggle session for not being able to uphold The Narrative in the performance of his duties. Reality was just too much for his feeble lying skills.
Literally cries. The castrati is conditioned to believe that is what the public expects of him.