Good news: my washer/dryer are still hooked up so clothesmageddon has been delayed.

Bad news: overheard from the lead engineer "I'm honestly not sure how any of this is still standing"

Reminds me of when the roofer a few months ago asked to take pictures so he could show the younger guys what NOT to do.

When you think you're getting This Old House but instead it's The Money Pit.