I remember when I was 4 years old. And getting really upset the Sunday night before my first day at school. And telling my mother, who was consoling me,

"I don't even know how to read"

I imagine that J5 cop pipe bomber felt the same way the night before her CIA first day at work

Trying to figure out how to make a real bomb. And having Imposter Syndrome because you're a fraud and a DEI hire. That's probably wrong though, it's probably only white males that get the real Imposter Syndrome.

I am not a mind reader but DEI hires probably really think to themselves, "I deserve this, I have a vagina and I earned this"