"Best halftime show ever!"-Liberal white women that don't speak any Spanish

Where are we all going today for the game?

@SpookyToucan for some delicious game snacks like the ones your momma used to make?

Or @sherryhissner because there's nothing better than watching the game with the boys

Or @EW80 where you'll get a fine tour of Tulsa as the pre-game show

Or @PaddyNC where we'll fuck the game, we're out back on the deck sipping some of his finest spirits and smoking them cigars.

Or @SchifferProHoma where we'll be, who knows! But we'll surely be mocked as stupid Americans, football is soccer you idiots.

I honestly couldn't tell you who is playing tonight.

I spent half this week thinking the Superbowl happened last week