Michael Malice
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At lunch with my wife, when I casually look over her shoulder and grumble, "Ugh. I just can't handle that new burger joint across the street." And as she turns around, I continue,
"I mean it's KILLING me."
Her head droops.

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I was thinking maybe next week at work I could change my gender, and then when someone inevitably misgenders me out of knowing me only as a male for all these many years, then I could sue...ya know, pick up a little extra discrimination settlement cash before retirement.

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