My girls learned what a "big back" is from their classmates this year (fr it wasn't me) and now they're running around the house in their pajamas with pillows shoved down their pants like they got Brazilian Butt Lifts. I am NOT providing pics. I also am not sure if I should scold them yet because it's genuinely hilarious and I think they're innocent enough not to realize this is "sexualizing" and Mom isn't home to Longhouse them. #WhiteBoySummer

I mean come on, when we were their age, we knew every word to "Baby Got Back," yet remained completely oblivious to its association with anal sex, be real.