My seven yr old was so happy I got strawberries from Costco that he was stomping around the kitchen while I rinsed them chanting "Strawberries are FOOD not FRIENDS!"
Well, its that time of year again, better start looking for Christmas presents. RedBubble Up to 40% off Everything. I filtered some for the geek in your life. These are nerdy inside jokes.
The neighbor said he started their cat on peptides and creatine, it just stopped by to ask if i wanted any help fixing the fence. Best timeline ever. #caturdaze
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