Michael Malice
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October 18, 2020

i just opened my latest jam in the rabbithole, pawpaw jam to be specific.
tasted like cognac, very odd
a little research says that when jams go bad you can taste alcohol
the company has been in business for 100+ years so i assume everything is fine
where are the private food safety agencies amirite

tl;dr i might be dead by now

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Dear fellow female at my gym who condescendingly told me that I'm "too aggressive":

I'm sorry, I thought I was here to get a good workout and get stronger. Also, we go to the "Fitness Kickboxing" class, not any of the "Muay Thai Fundamentals" or technical classes.

If you don't like that I'm going to punch/ kick hard and that my form isn't perfect since I've only been doing this for 5 months (vs. you, who have good form but no power), then go to the technical classes or avoid me as a partner. Either way, you're a passive aggressive bitch, and I'm not changing a thing about how I work out.

I said "good day".

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