I'm making an international credit/debit card and there was the option of customizing it. I tried putting a T.S. Eliot quote, but somehow they found it to be copyrighted. I went, then, to the next best thing.

My two daily options: a 14mpg pickup with a 36 gallon tank, or a sports sedan requiring premium fuel. And this is the cash price. At this rate, I’m gonna have to sell one vehicle to afford the fuel for the other. Or get elected to Congress.