Going to work when I’m retiring next week is like seeing an ex every day after you broke up with her. Every day I be like “Damn, get off my dick, bitch..we done”.

I don’t think I’m aging very gracefully…

I'm going to build a sauna when we move on to the new house, so I've been doing a lot of research and I've learned that almost all the commercially available saunas are wrong. In almost every one the heater is too high or the feet area is too low.