"Ya, he supported every war since 2002, he's been in politics since the 80s, he hated Trump until it became a political liability, he wanted J6ers to be killed, but at least he had the courage to pass $5 trillion spending bills without reading them. That makes him a patriot in my book!"

This is what basically every conservative talking head is reduced to this week.

"I will live in Montana, I will raise rabbits and she will cook them for me." Rest in peace Sam.