I'd like to introduce you to my Locals community, a place where I put those tweets I didn't send, discuss upcoming projects and appearances, and ask questions from people whose opinion I actually care about.

Overheard my little boy making jokes about his video game characters running around so fast they had to be on cocaine, ha.

Oop, here comes mom lecturing him about the serious dangers of drugs, can't make jokes about that. #longhoused

Note to self: Teach him the phrase "on crack" this weekend.