Michael Malice
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Getting a travel ID is so faggoty. That is all for now.

Happy Friday, Malicitos!
It is a toasty 91° in central NC this evening, which is not u heard of in early September, but after a week+ of waking up to the 50's and a high of high 70's, it's a twist.
Up on the vices menu this evening is a Gran Habano Black Dahlia stories and my own concoction of jenever (predecessor of gin) with orange liqueur and some blood orange cordial. The jenever gets a little masked, but it's there and this is a nice cocktail. Jenever is a bit more subtle than a more floral gin.
I don't know if anyone else out there swings heavy clubs, but I'm progressing through both 1 handed and 2 handed programs and I'm at the point again of doing what the fitness guy I follow calls a density cycle with the 1 handed program. Essentially it's 100 swings per hand on three different movements, but at different intervals. 20 sets of the 5 swings, 16 sets of 6, etc, to 10 sets of 10. The idea is to build endurance at that weight (17.5lbs right now). It is a motherfucker. This is after a 10...

My new wife changed her last name to mine no problem (and without promoting or any real discussion).

Fellas, if your wife hyphenates her last name, she doesn't really love you and she's still keeping her surname in there as a placeholder. And sure, she'll probably use the professional name excuse to deflect ("b-but everybody knows me as...." ), but don't let that woman fool ya cuz she knows she can easily chop off that hyphen and last name like a semi dropping a load when dumping it.

Now if a woman's roaming around divorced with a hyphenated name, steer the fuck away. That bitch has some unfinished business.

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