If you hate clowns, then you need a protection raccoon 🦝

I got my first speeding ticket today. 23 years of driving and I’ve managed to fly under the radar. Some bootlicker highway patrolman got me on a gorgeous stretch of road I’ve driven hundreds and hundreds of times in Lake Tahoe.

The worst part is that my wife now hates my new protuned WRX. Luckily, she’s an Asian woman so her record is waaaay worse than mine.