Michael Malice
We are here for the sick burns and the LULZ.
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emerald filippovich raskolnikov@not_emerald
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I have a friend who travels around the world for work visiting Israel recently, and he said:
- Israeli airport control is the harshest he's ever seen, they stopped him for almost an hour with infinite questions
- Ein Gedi is one of the prettiest places he's ever seen
- Everything is expensive as fuck
- The dead sea is insanely beautiful
- Jewish women indeed have huge bazongas, it is not IDF propaganda
Frank Zappa echoes in my head. The narrator of Jewish Princess is literally me.
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My family volunteered at a kids’ carnival on Friday with our church. I turned the frunk on my husband’s MR2 into a mouth for the “trunk or treat”, so he insisted on calling it a “frunk or fright”. Scout, our doggie, had a lovely time meeting kids and our daughter, Saffron adorned herself and ran a carnival game. Apparently the school could not make it happen last year because enough parents did not participate. After seeing how many of them had neck tattoos, we wondered if they could not pass the background check.
