If we leave any food out unattended our dog Luna will eat it. She's also a giant coward and we love her despite her flaws. I was warning my son to keep his door closed if he leaves the leftover pizza in his room:
"because she will eat it. It's how she gets back at you for being mean to her. It's her only means of retribution, it's how she gets her revenge, she uses her appetite. Which is BOUNDLESS"
He's six, and I was cracking myself up.
Also, since it's Caturday, here's a recent one of our Siamese cat Sparkles.