"Everyone's a little fuckin' bitch / And I'm getting sick and tired of this,"
The Hives - Enough Is Enough
You guys will appreciate this. My drummer friend and I are are trying to get a new band going. We composed this Craigslist ad (first pic) last night to try to find a bass player. Knowing exactly how these people are I felt the need to add the disclaimer at the bottom saying that if you’re too much of a leftist we probably won’t get along. I didn’t want to be a dick about it, just stating it as a practical fact.
In less than two hours of posting the ad the first email response is a guy proving exactly why I needed the disclaimer (second pic).
Then another one posted a response publicly on Craigslist (third pic).
These people can’t help themselves.